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    celisticwolfbeauty:

    Look at these beauties!

    (via a-l-e)

    intimateaff3ction:

    hacheload:

    durbikins:

    For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

    And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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    The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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    And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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    nope!

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    ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR

    cherish him forever

    (via ihaventkilledyet)

    rashaka:

    hockpock:

    qualiachameleon:

    rocketumbl:

    Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

    Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

    these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

    i’m unreasonably freaked out and disturbed by these

    (via a-l-e)

    cosmicmommy:

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    cheesyrogue:

    cheesyrogue:

    i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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    she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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    three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

    (via dutchster)

    1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.

    2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message.

    3. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.

    4. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.

    5. Always use ‘we’ when referring to your home team or your government.

    6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

    7. Don’t underestimate free throws in a game of ‘horse’.

    8. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

    9. Don’t dumb it down.

    10. You only get one chance to notice a new haircut.

    11. If you’re staying more than one night, unpack.

    12. Never park in front of a bar.

    13. Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly.

    14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first boy/girlfriend.

    15. Hold your heroes to a high standard.

    16. A suntan is earned, not bought.

    17. Never lie to your doctor.

    18. All guns are loaded.

    19. Don’t mention sunburns. Believe me, they know.

    20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if it’s only once.

    21. Take a vacation of your cell phone, internet, and TV once a year.

    22. Don’t fill up on bread, no matter how good.

    23. A handshake beats an autograph.

    24. Don’t linger in the doorway. In or out.

    25. If you choose to go in drag, don’t sell yourself short.

    26. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.

    27. Never get your hair cut the day of a special event.

    28. Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires, and sheets.

    29. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it.

    30. When you’re with new friends, don’t just talk about old friends.

    31. Eat lunch with the new kids.

    32. When traveling, keep your wits about you.

    33. It’s never too late for an apology.

    34. Don’t pose with booze.

    35. If you have the right of way, take it.

    36. You don’t get to choose your own nickname.

    37. When you marry someone, remember you marry their entire family.

    38. Never push someone off a dock.

    39. Under no circumstances should you ask a woman if she’s pregnant.

    40. It’s not enough to be proud of your ancestry; live up to it.

    41. Don’t make a scene.

    42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet is best.

    43. Know when to ignore the camera.

    44. Never gloat.

    45. Invest in good luggage.

    46. Make time for your mom on your birthday. It’s her special day, too.

    47. When opening presents, no one likes a good guesser.

    48. Sympathy is a crutch, never fake a limp.

    49. Give credit. Take blame.

    50. Suck it up every now and again.

    51. Never be the last one in the pool.

    52. Don’t stare.

    53. Address everyone that carries a firearm professionally.

    54. Stand up to bullies. You’ll only have to do it once.

    55. If you’ve made your point, stop talking.

    56. Admit it when you’re wrong.

    57. If you offer to help don’t quit until the job is done.

    58. Look people in the eye when you thank them.

    59. Thank the bus driver.

    60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.

    61. Forgive yourself for your mistakes.

    62. Know at least one good joke.

    63. Don’t boo. Even the ref is somebody’s son.

    64. Know how to cook one good meal.

    65. Learn to drive a stick shift.

    66. Be cool to younger kids. Reputations are built over a lifetime.

    67. It’s okay to go to the movies by yourself.

    68. Dance with your mother/father.

    69. Don’t lose your cool. Especially at work.

    70. Always thank the host.

    71. If you don’t understand, ask before it’s too late.

    72. Know the size of your boy/girlfriend’s clothes.

    73. There is nothing wrong with a plain t-shirt.

    74. Be a good listener. Don’t just wait for your turn to talk.

    75. Keep your word.

    76. In college, always sit in the front. You’ll stand out immediately.

    77. Carry your mother’s bags. She carried you for nine months.

    78. Be patient with airport security. They’re just doing their jobs.

    79. Don’t be the talker in a movie.

    80. The opposite sex likes people who shower.

    81. You are what you do, not what you say.

    82. Learn to change a tire.

    83. Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead of them.

    84. An hour with grandparents is time well spent. Ask for advice when you need it.

    85. Don’t litter.

    86. If you have a sister, get to know her boyfriend. Your opinion is important.

    87. You won’t always be the strongest or the fastest. But you can be the toughest.

    88. Never call someone before 9am or after 9pm.

    89. Buy the orange properties in Monopoly.

    90. Make the little things count.

    91. Always wear a bra at work.

    92. There is a fine line between looking sultry and slutty. Find it.

    93. You’re never too old to need your mom.

    94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heels on the first date, commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kill.

    95. Know the words to your national anthem.

    96. Your dance moves might not be the best, but I promise making a fool of yourself is more fun than sitting on the bench alone.

    97. Smile at strangers.

    98. Make goals.

    99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime.

    100. If you have to fight, punch first and punch hard.

    a high school teacher’s list of 100 wisest words (via live-la-bella-e-vita)

    (Source: mar-rs, via tarantinoe)

    ladyniteloveswho:

THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
-Was RAPED along her best friend while her husband was tied up and forced to watch.
-Was diagnosed with uterine CANCER
-Had to get a DIVORCE because her husband was gay
What did she do about it all? 
-Create a television show with her ex based on their divorce and friendship that still holds strong.
-Laughs just as hard today as she has in the past.
-Fights for the rights of the gay and lesbian community
-Works for the U.S. State department for the Public Diplomacy Envoy for Women’s Health Issues.
-Launched the ‘Cancer Shmancer’ movement, a non-profit organization dedicated to ensuring that all women’s cancers be diagnosed while in Stage 1, the most curable stage.
-Has won the following awards: Jon Wayne’s Institute’s Woman of Achievement award, Gilda Award, City of Hope Wom of the Year award, Hebrew University Humanitarian award, Albert Einstien’s College of Medicine’s Spirit of Achievement Award, City of Hope’s Spirit of Life Award, and the ”My Aid Award” for her achievements in support of cancer prevention and rehabilitation.
-She has been cancer free for 12 years.
Now tell me she is not an AMAZING Woman.
When people say they “Hate her” because of her voice, I just want to punch them straight in their faces.
This is Fran Drescher, and she is one HELL Of a strong woman.

    ladyniteloveswho:

    THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

    -Was RAPED along her best friend while her husband was tied up and forced to watch.

    -Was diagnosed with uterine CANCER

    -Had to get a DIVORCE because her husband was gay

    What did she do about it all?

    -Create a television show with her ex based on their divorce and friendship that still holds strong.

    -Laughs just as hard today as she has in the past.

    -Fights for the rights of the gay and lesbian community

    -Works for the U.S. State department for the Public Diplomacy Envoy for Women’s Health Issues.

    -Launched the ‘Cancer Shmancer’ movement, a non-profit organization dedicated to ensuring that all women’s cancers be diagnosed while in Stage 1, the most curable stage.

    -Has won the following awards: Jon Wayne’s Institute’s Woman of Achievement award, Gilda Award, City of Hope Wom of the Year award, Hebrew University Humanitarian award, Albert Einstien’s College of Medicine’s Spirit of Achievement Award, City of Hope’s Spirit of Life Award, and the ”My Aid Award” for her achievements in support of cancer prevention and rehabilitation.

    -She has been cancer free for 12 years.

    Now tell me she is not an AMAZING Woman.

    When people say they “Hate her” because of her voice, I just want to punch them straight in their faces.

    This is Fran Drescher, and she is one HELL Of a strong woman.

    (via supergirl-iam)

    all-the-weird-things:

exploratorium:

mashable:

itscolossal:

A Multi-Camera 360° Panoramic Timelapse of the Stars by Vincent Brady [VIDEO]

WHOA!

Too mind bending not to reblog!

i feel like this is exactly what Vincent Van Gogh saw and now i am crying 

    all-the-weird-things:

    exploratorium:

    mashable:

    itscolossal:

    A Multi-Camera 360° Panoramic Timelapse of the Stars by Vincent Brady [VIDEO]

    WHOA!

    Too mind bending not to reblog!

    i feel like this is exactly what Vincent Van Gogh saw and now i am crying 

    (via vixxx)

    faithandfury:

janemargolisx:

faithandfury:

If your willing to do heroin home alone with your infant child then you deserved to die. I have absolutely not one fucking ounce of compassion for how fucking disgusting that is. Putting your children at risk for your own disgusting habit, you deserve a thousand deaths.

I disagree. Addiction is an illness. Like medically recorded illness. You battle for recovery everyday and there are some days you just can’t quite get there. And that’s okay. Peaches was an addict. She battled a lot of demons because of this illness. 99.9% of heroin overdose cases are a recovered addict couldn’t complete life without the drug or didn’t like the alternative option methadone. Peaches was using methadone for 2 years and at one point she was completely heroin free. She toned down her doses and came off it, without anything she felt lost. Which is why she went back onto heroin. It’s an addiction.The heroin used was 61% pure which is 2-3 times more pure than the street level in England. Every illness psychologically are demons. I battle demons everyday, so potentially what you’re saying is if I listen to my demons and commit suicide whilst my family are in my house. That would make me selfish and you wouldn’t have sympathy for me?It’s the exact same. Just because drugs are involved. Doesn’t make you less of a person. So many people have died battling heroin addictions and they’re all brave brave people. Because battling my demons and illnesses is daily and I partly know what they went through. They were really strong just that day they let go.

She was in rehab, but she stashed heroin in the rehab, if you loved your kids you would have taken the help given instead of destroying yourself more! She watched her own mother die of a drug overdose so she goes the same path and let’s her infant child sit with her dead body for 17 hours. Nope. I don’t care what addiction you have if you are offered help ( forgetting the fact she was extremely wealthy and could have the help she needed on a constant basis) you take that help, she pissed away the help given to her and was basically asking for death. I have no sympathy for that at all. 

Anddd, to add, no it’s not the same if you was to commit suicide although I do think suicide is selfish, but it’s not the same, if you was to have an infant child that relied on you for food, water basically everything and committed suicide in that house while the child was there then yes. Extremely selfish and 0 sympathy, putting your child at risk for your own needs! You can’t tell me that isn’t selfish!

    faithandfury:

    janemargolisx:

    faithandfury:

    If your willing to do heroin home alone with your infant child then you deserved to die. I have absolutely not one fucking ounce of compassion for how fucking disgusting that is. Putting your children at risk for your own disgusting habit, you deserve a thousand deaths.

    I disagree. Addiction is an illness. Like medically recorded illness. You battle for recovery everyday and there are some days you just can’t quite get there. And that’s okay.
    Peaches was an addict. She battled a lot of demons because of this illness.
    99.9% of heroin overdose cases are a recovered addict couldn’t complete life without the drug or didn’t like the alternative option methadone.
    Peaches was using methadone for 2 years and at one point she was completely heroin free. She toned down her doses and came off it, without anything she felt lost. Which is why she went back onto heroin. It’s an addiction.
    The heroin used was 61% pure which is 2-3 times more pure than the street level in England.
    Every illness psychologically are demons. I battle demons everyday, so potentially what you’re saying is if I listen to my demons and commit suicide whilst my family are in my house. That would make me selfish and you wouldn’t have sympathy for me?

    It’s the exact same. Just because drugs are involved. Doesn’t make you less of a person. So many people have died battling heroin addictions and they’re all brave brave people. Because battling my demons and illnesses is daily and I partly know what they went through. They were really strong just that day they let go.

    She was in rehab, but she stashed heroin in the rehab, if you loved your kids you would have taken the help given instead of destroying yourself more! She watched her own mother die of a drug overdose so she goes the same path and let’s her infant child sit with her dead body for 17 hours. Nope. I don’t care what addiction you have if you are offered help ( forgetting the fact she was extremely wealthy and could have the help she needed on a constant basis) you take that help, she pissed away the help given to her and was basically asking for death. I have no sympathy for that at all.

    Anddd, to add, no it’s not the same if you was to commit suicide although I do think suicide is selfish, but it’s not the same, if you was to have an infant child that relied on you for food, water basically everything and committed suicide in that house while the child was there then yes. Extremely selfish and 0 sympathy, putting your child at risk for your own needs! You can’t tell me that isn’t selfish!